歌曲：老死
歌手：苏永康
你对我说你我都总会有错
似你这句我已听得很多
陌生者的关心却仿佛一种接触
你说这世界美好不要错过
你却说你错过了的很多
明天虽不清楚仍愿意抚心劝我
未算识你但已想抱抱你
象老死只需想到了你
打不死牵心的我哪敢死
若我跟你学会不要放弃
未算怪都只这个世界
不算怪否则怎会碰到你
我与你某次也许街里见过
各有过去你我也不清楚
陌生的世界里共同的东西太多
我信你爱过更加哭过笑过
挫过跌过也算个好家伙
谁舍得不信你良善似兄弟对我
未算识你但已想抱抱你
象老死只需想到了你
打不死牵心的我哪敢死
若我跟你学会不要放弃
未算怪都只这个世界
不算怪否则怎会碰到你
Sunday, February 25, 2007
Gong Hei Fatt Choy
It has been another great CNY.. I can't believe it's gone so fast.. I haven't really got the chance to fully appreciate all those nice foods.. nor did I went to all the houses that I was supposed to go.. and now.. thinking back to the past years'.. this year really got a bit different: no more ang pow from many people! haha.. already started working so cant expect to receive so many already.. at least ppl didn ask me to give (ppl say even though I am not married but working liao, shud give -.-")
Day 1: Morning and afternoon ppl came to my house to visit.. relatives, friends, and even my colleagues.. seems like tat's how working ppl's cny shud be.. when they celebrate their new year.. i visit them.. when i celebrate mine, they visit my house.. haha.. nite time only went out.. but to relative's house only..
Day 2: Morning got ppl coming my house too.. at noon my small uncle got open house.. so we had lunch there.. after that.. more relatives house!
Day 3: Morning woke up late :P.. afternoon didn go anywhere.. was watching movie at home.. until forgotten the time.. haha.. nite time.. went to friends' houses..
Day 4: Today is friends' house visiting day.. haha.. so long didn see them already.. I guess CNY is the only time we get to gather together..
Day 5: Today didn't go anywhere.. as I got 2 assignments and 1 mid-term to settle.. lol.. this is the first time in my life that I had to do homework and study during CNY.. even my secondary school days also no such things.. lol.. but at night time I did went to visit a fren's house.. then to fren's fren house.. haha.. and the surprise is that for both of them, one of their parents is working in TM.. so kinda like a big family rite?
Day 6: Whole day study.. enuff said.. :P
Day 7: Exams! arghhh.. went to frag at nite.. the so called marathon only for one day.. haha.. louya ler.. but my form was high this nite.. wow.. and reaction was so fast.. i was enjoying fragging ppl.. instead of being fragged the first few times I played after many years didn't play.. I can sense my old CS self was coming back.. muahahahaha...
This year didn't went to many friends' house.. some didn come back.. some was busy with their studies, work, etc.. I guess that's one of the price of getting all grown up.. we have other things to worry about now.. (worry bout life, bout work, bout relationships, etc).. (used to sneak to the house at the back of mine to watch their lion dance.. so shiok..) life just ain't as simple as it used to be.. or maybe because, usually I am the one organizing those gatherings.. but lately I am just too lazy to do this kinda stuff.. ahahahaha.. if I don't do it.. nobody will.. lol.. how can..
Even though it's the 8th day of CNY already.. still.. GONG HEI GONG HEI!!! May next year's CNY arrive at just the blink of an eye! :D
Day 1: Morning and afternoon ppl came to my house to visit.. relatives, friends, and even my colleagues.. seems like tat's how working ppl's cny shud be.. when they celebrate their new year.. i visit them.. when i celebrate mine, they visit my house.. haha.. nite time only went out.. but to relative's house only..
Day 2: Morning got ppl coming my house too.. at noon my small uncle got open house.. so we had lunch there.. after that.. more relatives house!
Day 3: Morning woke up late :P.. afternoon didn go anywhere.. was watching movie at home.. until forgotten the time.. haha.. nite time.. went to friends' houses..
Day 4: Today is friends' house visiting day.. haha.. so long didn see them already.. I guess CNY is the only time we get to gather together..
Day 5: Today didn't go anywhere.. as I got 2 assignments and 1 mid-term to settle.. lol.. this is the first time in my life that I had to do homework and study during CNY.. even my secondary school days also no such things.. lol.. but at night time I did went to visit a fren's house.. then to fren's fren house.. haha.. and the surprise is that for both of them, one of their parents is working in TM.. so kinda like a big family rite?
Day 6: Whole day study.. enuff said.. :P
Day 7: Exams! arghhh.. went to frag at nite.. the so called marathon only for one day.. haha.. louya ler.. but my form was high this nite.. wow.. and reaction was so fast.. i was enjoying fragging ppl.. instead of being fragged the first few times I played after many years didn't play.. I can sense my old CS self was coming back.. muahahahaha...
This year didn't went to many friends' house.. some didn come back.. some was busy with their studies, work, etc.. I guess that's one of the price of getting all grown up.. we have other things to worry about now.. (worry bout life, bout work, bout relationships, etc).. (used to sneak to the house at the back of mine to watch their lion dance.. so shiok..) life just ain't as simple as it used to be.. or maybe because, usually I am the one organizing those gatherings.. but lately I am just too lazy to do this kinda stuff.. ahahahaha.. if I don't do it.. nobody will.. lol.. how can..
Even though it's the 8th day of CNY already.. still.. GONG HEI GONG HEI!!! May next year's CNY arrive at just the blink of an eye! :D
Sunday, February 11, 2007
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Friday, February 02, 2007
Windows XP hidden Star Wars
Want to watch star wars? follow this:
Click START >> Run >> write: telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
(Prim3: Don worry, no virus, no trojan, no nothing.. just sit back and enjoy Star Wars!)
After 6 weeks....6 months....6 years
Dating process:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??
Gifts:
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.
Phone Ringing:
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RINGING.
Cooking:
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!
Apology:
6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??
New Dress:
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?
Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???
TV:
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself.
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??
Gifts:
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.
Phone Ringing:
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RINGING.
Cooking:
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!
Apology:
6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??
New Dress:
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?
Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???
TV:
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself.
Malaysian Mathematics, Sad But True...
(Prim3: NOT DONE BY ME!)
I find it most alarming that Malaysian schools teach our children the wrong things. I mean, can the children really apply what they are taught in school later in life? For example, can you imagine a mathematics question in a recent examination as follows?"
If an egg costs fifty Sen, and if you buy one-eighth of the egg, how much would you have to pay?"
Who in heaven's name will want to buy one-eighth of an egg? The shopkeeper will probably think you are crazy and he will be equally stupid to break the egg and measure one-eighth for you. Yet, this is how they structure the questions in Malaysianschools. Why not pose questions that would be more useful later in life when you go out into the world to earn your living?
To help Malaysia's Ministry of Education bid to face the realities of life, we are suggesting some questions they could use in our classrooms:
QUESTION 1
If you drive from Kuala Lumpur to Penang along the PLUS Highway and there are four speed traps along the way, and if each speed trap would cost you RM300.00 in fines, how much in fines would you accumulate by the time you reach Penang?
ANSWER (Choose one)
1. I would not suffer any fines as the oncoming cars would flash their headlights and I would slow down before coming to the speed trap.
2. I would only need to pay a total of RM80.00 as I would pay a RM20.00 bribe at each speed trap.
3. I would not be stopped as I am a UMNO Wakil Rakyat so I am exempted from speed traps.
QUESTION 2
If your Bumiputera company is awarded a RM150 million government contract, and you make a 20% profit, how much profit would be at the end of the contract period?
ANSWER (Choose one)
1. I will not be making a 20% profit as I would have to pay the Minister 10% and UMNO 5%.
2. I would make 30% profit, which is the progress payment I receive, after which I will abandon the project and let the government call for re-tender.
3. My company will not make any profit at all as I will siphon out all the profits and show a loss to avoid paying corporate tax.
QUESTION 3
If the ruling party obtained 54% of the popular votes in the last election and won 151 or 80% of the seats, and if it saw an increase of 10% in votes this election, how many more seats would it gain?
ANSWER (Choose one)
1. The ruling party will not show a 10% increase in votes, as it will stuff the ballot box with another 20% to give it a 30% vote increase.
2. The ruling party will win a...(Sorry, there were some lost words here, I can't figure out what it was)... which are the newly created seats in the delineation exercise recently done.
3. The ruling party has already decided it will win 90% of the seats and the votes have nothing to do with it.
QUESTION 4
If the national petroleum company, Petronas, pays a 5% royalty to Terengganu State and if the amount paid is RM800,000,000 per year, how much should Petronas have in the bank accumulated over the last 25 years?
ANSWER (Choose one)
1. Nobody is supposed to know as Petronas need not show its accounts to anyone except the Prime Minister and this information comes under the Official Secrets Act.
2. Petronas earns only 50% of its petroleum revenue from Terengganu so Petronas' total income accumulated in the banks over 25 years should be RM800 billion.
3. Petronas has nothing accumulated in the bank as all the money has spent bailing out companies and finance mega projects.
I find it most alarming that Malaysian schools teach our children the wrong things. I mean, can the children really apply what they are taught in school later in life? For example, can you imagine a mathematics question in a recent examination as follows?"
If an egg costs fifty Sen, and if you buy one-eighth of the egg, how much would you have to pay?"
Who in heaven's name will want to buy one-eighth of an egg? The shopkeeper will probably think you are crazy and he will be equally stupid to break the egg and measure one-eighth for you. Yet, this is how they structure the questions in Malaysianschools. Why not pose questions that would be more useful later in life when you go out into the world to earn your living?
To help Malaysia's Ministry of Education bid to face the realities of life, we are suggesting some questions they could use in our classrooms:
QUESTION 1
If you drive from Kuala Lumpur to Penang along the PLUS Highway and there are four speed traps along the way, and if each speed trap would cost you RM300.00 in fines, how much in fines would you accumulate by the time you reach Penang?
ANSWER (Choose one)
1. I would not suffer any fines as the oncoming cars would flash their headlights and I would slow down before coming to the speed trap.
2. I would only need to pay a total of RM80.00 as I would pay a RM20.00 bribe at each speed trap.
3. I would not be stopped as I am a UMNO Wakil Rakyat so I am exempted from speed traps.
QUESTION 2
If your Bumiputera company is awarded a RM150 million government contract, and you make a 20% profit, how much profit would be at the end of the contract period?
ANSWER (Choose one)
1. I will not be making a 20% profit as I would have to pay the Minister 10% and UMNO 5%.
2. I would make 30% profit, which is the progress payment I receive, after which I will abandon the project and let the government call for re-tender.
3. My company will not make any profit at all as I will siphon out all the profits and show a loss to avoid paying corporate tax.
QUESTION 3
If the ruling party obtained 54% of the popular votes in the last election and won 151 or 80% of the seats, and if it saw an increase of 10% in votes this election, how many more seats would it gain?
ANSWER (Choose one)
1. The ruling party will not show a 10% increase in votes, as it will stuff the ballot box with another 20% to give it a 30% vote increase.
2. The ruling party will win a...(Sorry, there were some lost words here, I can't figure out what it was)... which are the newly created seats in the delineation exercise recently done.
3. The ruling party has already decided it will win 90% of the seats and the votes have nothing to do with it.
QUESTION 4
If the national petroleum company, Petronas, pays a 5% royalty to Terengganu State and if the amount paid is RM800,000,000 per year, how much should Petronas have in the bank accumulated over the last 25 years?
ANSWER (Choose one)
1. Nobody is supposed to know as Petronas need not show its accounts to anyone except the Prime Minister and this information comes under the Official Secrets Act.
2. Petronas earns only 50% of its petroleum revenue from Terengganu so Petronas' total income accumulated in the banks over 25 years should be RM800 billion.
3. Petronas has nothing accumulated in the bank as all the money has spent bailing out companies and finance mega projects.
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