Dear God:
Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change,
the courage to change things i cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide those bodies of those people
i had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of those toes i step on today
as they may be connected to the ass that
i may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work ......
14% on Monday
22% on Tuesday
30% on Wednesday
24% on Thursday
10% on Friday
And help me to remember ......
when i'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 34 muscles to frown but
only 4 to extend my middle finger and say
' BITE ME ! '
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