A Prayer for the Stressed!!!

Dear God:

Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change,
the courage to change things i cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide those bodies of those people
i had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of those toes i step on today
as they may be connected to the ass that
i may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work ......
14% on Monday
22% on Tuesday
30% on Wednesday
24% on Thursday
10% on Friday

And help me to remember ......
when i'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 34 muscles to frown but
only 4 to extend my middle finger and say

' BITE ME ! '

Siti Child Name if......

Scenario berbeza sekiranya CT berkahwin dengan orang lain. Apakah nama anak perempuan mereka nanti?

1) kalau kawin dgn org Jepun, mereka akn namakan anaknya HONDA SITI

2) kalau Kawin dengan orang media, anaknya nanti bersama PUBLI SITI

3) Kalau kawin dengan developer, anaknya nanti bernama SITI SQUARE

4) Kalau dapat anak kembar, dua2 nanti namanya TWIN SITI

5) Kalau kawin dgn professor, anknya nnti dinamakan UNIVER SITI

6) Kalau kawin dgn pelakon filem Cathay Keris tahun 60an, nama anaknya ialah SITI TANJUNG PAHANG

7) Kalau kawin dengan Menteri Pelancongan, nama anaknya nnt ialah SITI SITI MALAYSIA

9) Kalau kawin dengan Tun Mahathir, anaknya nanti bernama SITI HASMAH BARU

10) Kalau kawin dgn org TNB, anaknya nanti bernama ELEKTRIK SITI

Now you see, now you don't

Another 2 weeks without updates.. lol

lately been involved in many things.. one of my friends just came back from Australia.. I thought he is back for good.. who knows just for hols.. -.-" anyway, his best fren is supposed to organize a welcome back dinner for him last saturday.. a steamboat dinner at Hornbill's.. but who knows this tiao keh dude just suddenly disappeared on that day.. hahaha.. everyone was bz looking for him.. since he had gone from malaysia for quite some time.. all we got is his house phone number.. even handphone number also don't have.. anyway.. we did managed to find him on Sunday.. and he said he will pick us up that day (I got this message from Pui).. ok then.. I thought can go and enjoy myself to a good meal.. who knows.. no idea what the heck.. then I know they were planning to go for fragging instead of eating.. ouch!! they are still the same ol' games maniac.. ahahaha.. It had been a long time since I last fragged.. we fragged from 6pm to around 10pm.. then we went to eat at Jln Song.. Wow.. It was like they wanted to kill me.. leave the innocent me starving like that until that time.. ahahaha.. but it was a good time.. having back to the good ol' days of "Frag-and-nothing-else-I-cared" uni life.. ;)

Mr Pui finally got a job.. somewhere in Kuching.. although I don't really know the details of his job.. something related to programming I think.. but this dude had to think many many times before agreeing to it.. haha.. considering about the pay, the location, etc.. but what the heck.. everything had a start.. once you had the experience and knowledge and skills.. it's you who chooses the job, not the job chooses you.. this is something we all will experience.. so we have to look to the long-term future, and not the short-term one.. anyway, it's great for him.. and of cause for me, since he has like owed me so many meals already.. I am gonna have it back all at one go.. muahahhaa...

Also, had been watching Death Note lately.. not the manga.. not the movie, but the anime.. And I must say it is the next great thing I had ever watched.. people say the movie kind of dropped the whole series down.. and I can understand why after following the anime.. (I watched the movie first.. good thing for me).. the anime is much more detailed and more exciting than the movie.. The movie feels like it's kinda rushed.. and besides.. you can't really expect to fill 30++ episodes of anime into one or two movies.. ouch! and even though the anime is longer, there's still many parts not clear since it requires a lot of thinking and reasoning just to get the whole picture together.. all in all, I love the anime and enjoyed every moment of it.. I kind of watched 14 episodes all at one go.. haha.. great digestive system to absorp all the stories? ;)

oops.. forgot to intro: Death Note is about a guy who somehow managed to pick up a Death God's notebook.. any name written into this book by the owner will die.. the owner, Light used it to kill off criminals in Japan.. the police, with the help of a genius detective, L, attempts to find out who this person is and to stop him.. I am not saying that I 100% agree with what Light is doing.. even though they are criminals, we as humans do not have the right to decide on the life of others.. That is something only God can do.. what I enjoy about this series is how Light and L attempts to find out who the other one is and to get them to admit their crime/reveal his name.. ok enough of blabbering.. any more thing from me will become a serious spoiler for those haven watched..

hands getting tired.. prepare to go back luuuuu... :D

Busy, busy, busy

Lately really no time to update blogs..

at work, busy with work of course.. (duh!)..

after work, busy with TV and resting.. and busy finding the best deal for a new handphone.. I WAN THE MOTOROLA V3i!!!! WHO CAN HELP ME????

weekends, busy with something.. :)

anybody wanna help me post things here? can become co-authors ;) just let me know! :D

Marriage Choices

There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.

The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money and decided to marry:

The one with prettiest face :P

Divorce News

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams."

We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone, too, and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving. Now what do we tell them for Christmas?"

New Year New Hope

Finally! The beginning of a new year! After the long hols.. longing for CNY to come faster instead.. haha.. guess that's the perfect human reaction.. always wanted to enjoy and not work.. lol..

Anyway, last weekend was one heck weekend.. Since there's a request from a customer, so we had to bring him to Miri to do some corrective work.. Going to Miri? seems like normal right? yeah right.. if it's using flight then it's normal.. but we had to use car!!! wow.. it's the first time I had ever travelled so far.. and it's a VERY long journey.. Kch->Sibu ~ 6hrs, Sibu->Bintulu ~ 3hrs and Bintulu->Miri ~ 3hrs.. all in all.. one whole day for the entire journey to and fro (24hrs).. for west malaysians, this is acceptable.. (I used bus from Segamat to Penang and it took about 10hrs and I didn't feel anything, but tat was highways we were talking about).. For sarawak, the so-called "highway" is ermm.. not so highway after all.. the roads winding here and there.. and got many holes.. all caused by those heavy trucks passing by.. ouch! sit inside the car oso backache.. haha..

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