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Saturday, November 25, 2006

2 "fast" jokes in 1 post

Number 1


Number 2
A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi.
The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient.
The following is their conversation on the way to the airport.

A Toyota Camry overtook his taxi.....zoom....
Jap: Look ...look .... Toyota !! ...very fast!!!.... made in Japan ! Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia .
Driver: yah....
After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom.
Jap: look.... look.... Nissan!!!..... very good!! very fast! made in Japan ! Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia
Driver: yah....yah...
After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom. !
Jap: look.... look... Honda!!.... very GOOD!!....very fast!!....made in Japan! Proton...no good...made in Malaysia
Driver: yah...yah...yah....!
Arriving at the airport. Jap going to pay the taxi driver.
Jap: How much?
Driver: RM150/-
Jap: Oh... very expensive..... you overcharge!!
Driver: Noooo .... look .... look .... Sony meter!!....very good!!....very fast!.... Made in Japan!

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